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Monday 26 July 2010

I Know Where It's At

All Saints were one of the most successful acts that popped up as the Girl Power explosion happened in the late 90's, Thanks to Spice Girls. I'm able to admit that All Saints were a slightly more credible band, Their release's tended to be on the R+B side of pop, instead of the novelty side (Hello, B*Witched). This format seemed to work well for them as this was when the charts were still full of pop and only a few R+B acts were selling well, so it made them stand out in the crowd.

Fashion wise, All Saints were definitely sinners. Cargo trousers, vest tops and trainers are hardly an inventive or attractive wardrobe, but nevertheless, became a fashion trend across the country. I remember being influenced myself. I bought a camouflage t-shirt and wore it to school on non-uniform day, where Victoria Kemp told me I looked like a dyke. I thank her for this observation, as I have been petrified of camouflage ever since. Spice Girls on the other hand influenced quite a few broken ankles and nipple slippage's with their Buffalo's and low plunging neck lines. If I'd of had a bit more confidence in my teenage years it may well have been my nipples slipping out, and my ankle in plaster. I did dye my hair red to feel closer to Geri though. I choose a shade called 'Cherry' due to the fact it rhymed with Geri. That fact still amuses me to this day.

All Saints had 9 top ten singles between 1997 and 2001. They split in 2001 due to ''increasing rivalry between band members'', and all four members embarked on other musical projects. Natalie and Nicole stayed together as 'Appleton' and were the most successful, managing 2 top ten singles, 1 top ten album, and a top 40 single. Shaznay had 1 top ten single and 1 top thirty album, Her 2nd single release stalled at number 56. Melanie is the only member of All Saints to not release an album. Her album was recorded but conveniently shelved to make time for the All Saints reunion in 2006. Melanie had 1 top ten hit as a featured artist with 'Artful Dodger' and 1 top twenty single as a solo act. In 2002 she replaced Kelis's vocals on 'Outsidaz - I'm Leavin' for the U.K release. She really shouldn't have bothered as it stalled at number 42. Her final single release was from the soundtrack of 'Robots', this too was ill-fated and managed a feeble number 78. I like all of All Saints solo material, and I think perhaps lack of promotion and support from their record labels sealed their fate as solo artists.

I have wrote three paragraphs and now finally get to the point of this post, Studio 1. As I mentioned in the last paragraph, All Saints reunited in 2006. From January to August 2006, they wrote and recorded their third album, which would later be released as 'Studio 1'. On November 6th, the first single was released. 'Rock Steady' gave them a 10th top ten single, making number 3. After the success of the first single, It was assumed that 'Studio 1' would follow suit. Unfortunately not, It stalled at number 40 in it's first week and fell to number 74 the following week. This is a major shame because this was seriously All Saints best album. Due to the failure of 'Studio 1', 'Chick Fit', the planned 2nd single, was demoted to only having a digital release. A music video was filmed, but the release gained little promotion from music channels and radio stations, and failed to chart within the top 200!

So I write this post in a bid to try and get more people to buy this album. It truly is a small masterpiece in the world of girl groups. The over all feel of the album is probably best described as urban pop with a reggae edge in places. I sit here listening to it now, nearly 4 years on from its release, and I still think this is a fucking cool album.
Please go buy this album, It's truly worth the effort (Plus at the time of writing it's only £3.73 with free postage on Amazon!). Who knows perhaps if enough people read this article and are influenced to buy it, 'Studio 1' may enter the top ten and All Saints may show their faces again. This may also be me being majorly deluded, as at the minute i'm pretty sure my blog only has 3 regular readers. I can dream.


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Friday 23 July 2010

Diet Musicality


As an obsessive eater, I am always trying to find the diet that works for me, Or the exercise that works for me, Or something that tastes good but has no calories. All of these problems have no easy solution.

So I try looking to singers in hope of inspiration. The one point that stuck with me most after reading Madonna's Sex book
(There was some text), was how she didn't like shagging fat blokes. Now as a gay, I was never planning on shagging Madonna anyway but it did make me think about how if I ever wanted to do someone famous, for example Jake Shears, my chance's would be a lot slimmer (bad pun) if i was morbidly obese. So in the aim of a possible street bumping into, Love at first sight incident going on with Jake, I start the Slimming World principle today.

Another singer who helps me strive to be thin is Jeffree Star. I've not allowed myself to be vain for sometime because it's very hard to be fat and vain. Both concepts cancel each other out. But as vain people go, Jeffree is definitely up there with Narcissus. I would never want to be vain on that level, but a little vanity would be nice.


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Thursday 22 July 2010

Open Your Eyes World, It's Alphabeat!

I know i'm not the only one who adores Alphabeat's latest album. That's the good thing about the internet, People get on it and express their love for something that people may not be aware of. That is my mission for today.
So It's September 2009 and first single 'The Spell' leaks. I investigate, and i'm not bouncing. It wasn't the strongest song on 'The Best Is'. The potential of 'Heat Wave','Always Up With You', 'DJ' & 'Hole In My Heart' as first singles was by passed. It does seem that the first single seals the fate for the album and any future single releases, and Alphabeat seem to be victims of this.
'The Beat Is' is an amazing album, full of 90's style eurodance anthems. If you've not bought it already, Please do. This album deserved a better UK chart position than 39.

Buy Alphabeat - The Beat Is (Amazon)

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Tuesday 20 July 2010

Cherry Popped...

Lets lose our whorehouse virginity with some major whores. Scissor Sisters. I've adored them ever since 'I Can't Cum Quickly Enough' (Innuendo intended) appeared in 'Party Monster'. I bought the album and immediately fell in love with the sleaze they infected my speakers with. They were riddled!

They lost me with 'Ta-Dah', They were a few gems, Namely 'Kiss You Off', 'The Otherside' & Of course 'Making Ladies' but over all i found the whole experience a little too infected with the spirit of Dame Elton John, who will always be major musical turn off for me.

Somewhere amidst the whole 'Ta-Dah' era, I fell upon the collection of demos, Which are collectively known as 'The Demo Album', 'Filthy/Gorgeous' Or 'K-Mart Disco'. These collection of early tracks turned my head and gave me fresh hope for their future. Their sleaze is their selling point. 'Ta-Dah' felt like they had visited the sexual filth clinic and had their genitals thoroughly removed of all STD's. Without the crabs, they no longer felt 'Filthy Gorgeous', the lack of crabs seemed to leave them feeling bland and lethargic.

Earlier this year, when 'Invisible Light' leaked, I got major cheap thrills. It sounded like the sleaze infected band I fell for. The track still remains my highlight of 'Nightwork'. Sir Ian McKellen's verse takes me back to my childhood, totally reminding me of 'Jeff Wayne's - War Of The Worlds'. Except the aliens have been swapped for homos and the red weed replaced with seminal fluid. 

Other standout 'Nightwork' tracks for me are 'Sex & Violence', 'Running Out' and 'Whole New Way'. The sleaze is back, on this album consisting of twelve songs all about shagging. Lush.

''Another castle crumbles, Another monkey falls. Just open up your joy + let the sailors climb the walls''. - Yes please!

Invisible Light (YouTube)